Germany: Your cow is...I can't remember and I don't feel like looking for the Nazi reference.

INB4: America: Your cow is fat and hedonistic, with a penchant for overseas domination.

America: The majority of cows are morbidly obese and view all things foreign and cultural with contempt. One cow is as corrupt as the ballsack of Satan himself, and surrounds himself with like-minded cattle. The other cows are blissfully ignorant and happily eat the disgusting, processed remains of other cattle. The rest of the world hates your cows, and your cows have no hope of being recieved in a welcome manner elsewhere unless they bring their fat american-cow wallets and fat american cow-dollars.

US: The cow is improving.

Cardinal, thats so fucking wrong. here it is correctly:

America: Had two cows. Ate them. Buy 2 more cows from cheap foreign nation and repeat.

You forgot the part where the cows were sold to the populace at an over inflated rate with false promises that it is in fact recovering our economy.

I tried to elude to that but reading it again I failed XD

Australia: You have two cows that need to be kept prisoner in a distant land. You send them away to a farm on another continent, and leave them there for years and years. The next time you see them, instead of mooing, they say "G'day mate."
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLLOLOLLLLOOOOOLL HISTORY

America: This cow tastes delicious. Pass the A1.

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America: This cow tastes delicious. Pass the A1.

Win.

Blizzard: You have some games that produce a lot of cattle. You then, using those cows, make more games to make more cows. You end up making millions upon millions of cows.

You decide to mimic the cattle by making your own cows hidden behind a red portal.

You then insult the cattle with one terrible release.