None.
poison stop checking this thread and finish your work.
olimar stop posting in this thread and finish his work.
None.
Master has given Dobby a doctorate! Dobby is free!
Alright, Turn 3 is over. Those of you who did not die, you received your PMs. To those of you who did, I need to write about 9 or 10 epic death PMs, so...this might take a few hours. I will announce when you need to have your Turn 4 PMs in by once I get the rest of the PMs out.[aprilfools]
An artist's depiction of an Extended Unit Death
Hell yeah, I'm still alive. 
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Magic box god; Suck it Corbo
Fuck I'm dead >.<
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poison_us
poison_usAlright, Turn 3 is over. Those of you who did not die, you received your PMs. To those of you who did, I need to write about 9 or 10 epic death PMs, so...this might take a few hours. I will announce when you need to have your Turn 4 PMs in by once I get the rest of the PMs out.[aprilfools]
Why me!! Why!!!! I finally got into a good forum game! And I die!
"If a topic that clearly interest noone needs to be closed to underline the "we don't want this here" message, is up to debate."
-NudeRaider
-NudeRaider
Master has given Dobby a doctorate! Dobby is free!
Quote from poison_us
poison_usCode
[color=transparent][aprilfools][/color]
Haha you sly bastard!
"If a topic that clearly interest noone needs to be closed to underline the "we don't want this here" message, is up to debate."
-NudeRaider
-NudeRaider
Master has given Dobby a doctorate! Dobby is free!
PMs are sent. In the future, let me know if you get a PM that doesn't have colored text, as that can mean I forgot to finish it.
Turn 4 PMs are due by...let's see, I'll say Wednesday, April 6th at 11:58 PM Eastern. This time, the "PMs are sent" bit is legit; highlight to check for sly bastardtry.
Turn 4 PMs are due by...let's see, I'll say Wednesday, April 6th at 11:58 PM Eastern. This time, the "PMs are sent" bit is legit; highlight to check for sly bastardtry.
This is madness.
None.
Olaf is a pub stomper.
None.
Bastardry indeed!
None.
Quote from OlimarandLouie
OlimarandLouieThis is madness.
Here is why:
Quote from poison_us
poison_usWhen you walk to the window in front of you with the intent of looking outside, you step on a hidden pressure plate at the base of the window. Suddenly, you hear the door you came through lock itself, then the ceiling starts lowering itself to the ground at what you estimate to be a rate of .5 inches per second. You also notice the ceiling to be 3 feet above your head. You hear someone shouting for whoever has the button to press it...but you can't tell if the shouter was released or not.
Still being intent on staring out the window, you see an indoor courtyard with a fountain, a few well-manicured bushes, and one door leading inside the building. You estimate yourself to be 4 floors above this courtyard, which you find to be strange because the area where you woke up was a courtyard as well.
Deciding the the falling ceiling would pose a threat to your person, you analyze the room for anything that could be used to protect you. You see that that the only thing that could protect you is the antique table you spotted earlier. You move it to the center of the room, but you don't think it will help that much.
Still being intent on staring out the window, you see an indoor courtyard with a fountain, a few well-manicured bushes, and one door leading inside the building. You estimate yourself to be 4 floors above this courtyard, which you find to be strange because the area where you woke up was a courtyard as well.
Deciding the the falling ceiling would pose a threat to your person, you analyze the room for anything that could be used to protect you. You see that that the only thing that could protect you is the antique table you spotted earlier. You move it to the center of the room, but you don't think it will help that much.
...
Its a trap!
...
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An artist's depiction of an Extended Unit Death
Olimar, climb out the window and scale the wall like a boss.
I couldn't find Jack, so there was no epic battle to free Farty. I will continue my efforts if I happen to see Jack.
I couldn't find Jack, so there was no epic battle to free Farty. I will continue my efforts if I happen to see Jack.
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Magic box god; Suck it Corbo
Someone said hello to me, and that's all that happened...
Master has given Dobby a doctorate! Dobby is free!
Can't talk to a dead man and expect get an answer, can ya 
>be faceless void >mfw I have no face
I have a weapon now, stay away!
Red classic.
"In short, their absurdities are so extreme that it is painful even to quote them."
"In short, their absurdities are so extreme that it is painful even to quote them."
An artist's depiction of an Extended Unit Death
Quote from Wing Zero
Wing ZeroSomeone said hello to me, and that's all that happened...
I'm gonna get you, Jack.
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>be faceless void >mfw I have no face
An artist's depiction of an Extended Unit Death
Quote from Jack
JackLearn how EUDs work: A Mapmaker's Guide for Creating EUDs
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