Instead of doing what she said, take off your blindfold first then sit down. Ask her "What's going on here?" Also +1 Luck or Seductiveness please.
LUCK RATING: 5
PERSONALITY: 9
INTELLIGENCE: 4
CONFIDENCE: 2
STAMINA: 5
AWARENESS: 3
SWAGGER: 5
You sit down and face the HEADMISTRESS. She is visibly UPSET and her hands are GRIPPING SOMETHING that you cannot see. You ask, "what's going on here?" and she exhales calmly, obviously expecting you to make a stupid pass at her. "When our organization was first founded, it was meant to be a social club. We had plans to do community service, and host campus events. But something went wrong, far before I became headmistress. It wasn't until after I was 'signed in' that we realized the full ramifications of our decisions." You start to ask what she's talking about, when the door behind you suddenly opens. A tall, masked figure without boobs steps through. "You've said enough, Elizabeth." He starts towards you.
We can't explain the universe, just describe it; and we don't know whether our theories are true, we just know they're not wrong. >Harald Lesch
Say: "Elizabeth is such a beautiful name!"
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Say, "David! What are you doing here?"
In the off chance his name is david.
"Parliamentary inquiry, Mr. Chairman - do we have to call the Gentleman a gentleman if he's not one?"
Master has given Dobby a doctorate! Dobby is free!
Look at my horse, because my horse is amazing.
Say, "David! What are you doing here?"
In the off chance his name is david.
Chances are his name is Mike.
What shirt?
Say: "Elisabeth is such a beautiful name!"
ELIZABETH gives you an incredulous look!
Say, "David! What are you doing here?"
In the off chance his name is david.
ELIZABETH stares at you, as does the MYSTERIOUS MAN. "My name isn't David," he responds.
"Well, will you tell me what it is?" you ask.
"No, not until I kill you." He pulls out a KNIFE from under his CLOAK and starts to JAB at the air in front of you.
Responsible for my own happiness? I can't even be responsible for my own breakfast
RESIGN to your FATE, as it's the only way you'll learn the MYSTERIOUS MAN's REAL NAME.
Scream and say "NO! PLEASE!! DONT HURT ME!!"
None.
An artist's depiction of an Extended Unit Death
Say, "Wait, before you kill me, there's something you must know..." and let your
charisma swagger stat take it from there.
Scream and say "NO! PLEASE!! DONT HURT ME MIKE!!"
"Parliamentary inquiry, Mr. Chairman - do we have to call the Gentleman a gentleman if he's not one?"
Let me show you how to hump without making love.
Say, "Hello ladies. Look down, now up. Where are you?"
None.
Say, "Wait, before you kill me, there's something you must know..." and let your charisma swagger stat take it from there.
After doing this, there is a short pause while your SWAGGER and LUCK combine into what can only be chaos and inner turmoil. Everyone is silent as they wait. "I uh...like pie?" Your STATS weren't high enough! MIKE tries to lunge at you with the KNIFE again! You BReAK THE CHAIR over HIS BACK, temporarily STUNNING HIM.
CURB-STOMP MIKE, AMERICAN HISTORY X STYLE.
We are one bad-ass sonofabitch.
Currently Working On: Myself
We can't explain the universe, just describe it; and we don't know whether our theories are true, we just know they're not wrong. >Harald Lesch
Let love take over.
While he's stunned hug and squeeze him and start caressing his neck.
CURB-STOMP MIKE, AMERICAN HISTORY X STYLE.
Let love take over.
While he's stunned hug and squeeze him and start caressing his neck.
After getting NAKED and DISLOCATING MIKE'S JAW, you bend now, peel his HEAD UP, and attempt to KISS his NECK. He SLAPS YOU, KNOCKING YOU BACK. Ow.
Why would he do that? Is Mike gay?
Throw something (any small object) at Mike, otherwise try to get a headlock around him and punch him in the face.
Win by luck, lose by skill.
Mike is a man. We are collectively a woman.
I say we attempt to boost sex appeal.
Currently Working On: Myself
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