I get the impression I tend not to communicate things very clearly. :\ I guess my choice of words was not very good initially.
Show them your butt, and when you do, slap it so it creates a sound akin to a chorus of screaming spider monkeys flogging a chime with cacti. Only then can you find your destiny at the tip of the shaft.
Symmetry -- I need some more concrete ideas for episode 3. My idea is that you're an emerging consciousness in a Flat Earth experiment trying to escape the cruel grip of science.