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Name: Excalibur
Age: 18
Gender: Male
Category [Choose One]: Other: Kame's spam.
Problem: Kame keeps making BS topics.
More Description: Kame is a troll and an obvious one at that. She has no value to SEN and keeps making pointless bullshit topics that I always wind up locking or having to clean up when people realize 'Wow, this is totally pointless, why is this still here' and get into arguments over it.
In short: Kame, please, stop.
The best advice I can give you is to ignore it and move on with your life.
Seriously dude, nitpicking this is a total waste of time. Isn't it obvious as much as you try to dissuade me you never win?
Name: Clinton
Age: 16
Gender: Male
Category [Choose One]: Relationships
Problem: My girlfriend wants to be "just friends" so she can get her life settled out, but wants to get back in a relationship sometime next year. What Do?
More Description: She still acts like a girlfriend would towards me, but insists that we are just friends.
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