I laughed at these ones:

- What did the blonde's left leg say to the right?
Nothing, they have not met yet.

- Why are blacks getting stronger?
Because T.V.'s are getting bigger.

- What's faster than the speed of light?
A Jew with a coupon.

I'm also not racist, but those ones were pretty funny. And yes Dapper, I'm young and proud , but I also have a very high IQ for my age . Somewhere above 120.

Best Role Model, Ever! Though I am older then 12.

I said I know what they where suppose to mean but they didnt come to me as fast. Like software engineer.

The higher your IQ, the bigger your penis is.

How do you starve a black person?

Hide his foodstamps in his work boots.




How come Mexico doesn't have an Olympic team?

Cuz all the Mexicans that can run, jump, and swim the best are in America.

Which is why mine is like Bubble Tape, SIX FEET OF FUN!! That was a joke by the way.

I hope no black or even mexican person comes along reading this thread...

George Bush: "Condoleeza! Nice to see you. What's happening?" Condoleeza Rice: "Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China."
George: "Great. Lay it on me."
Condoleeza: "'Hu' is the new leader of China."
George: "That's what I want to know."
Condoleeza: "That's what I'm telling you."
George: "That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?"
Condoleeza: "Yes."
George: "I mean the fellow's name."
Condoleeza: "Hu."
George: "The guy in China."
Condoleeza: "Hu."
George: "The new leader of China."
Condoleeza: "Hu."
George: "The Chinaman!"
Condoleeza: "Hu is leading China."
George: "Now whaddya' asking me for?"
Condoleeza: "I'm telling you Hu is leading China."
George: "Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?"
Condoleeza: "That's the man's name."
George: "That's whose name?"
Condoleeza: "Yes."
George: "Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?"
Condoleeza: "Yes, sir."
George: "Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East."
Condoleeza: "That's correct."
George: "Then who is in China?"
Condoleeza: "Yes, sir."
George: "Yassir is in China?"
Condoleeza: "No, sir."
George: "Then who is?"
Condoleeza: "Yes, sir."
George: "Yassir?"
Condoleeza: "No, sir."
George: "Look, Condoleeza. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone."
Condoleeza: "Kofi?"
George: "No, thanks."
Condoleeza: "You want Kofi?"
George: "No."
Condoleeza: "You don't want Kofi."
George: "No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N."
Condoleeza: "Yes, sir."
George: "Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N."
Condoleeza: "Kofi?"
George: "Milk! Will you please make the call?"
Condoleeza: "And call who?"
George: "Who is the guy at the U.N?"
Condoleeza: "Hu is the guy in China."
George: "Will you stay out of China?!"
Condoleeza: "Yes, sir."
George: "And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N."
Condoleeza: "Kofi."
George: "All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone."

Children's books in the U.S. teach children the alphabet and how to count. In South Korea, do children's books teach mineral management?

No, they don't.

Countering ling rushes?

IQ isn't age dependent as far as I know.

What's red black and white all over? THE INTERRACIAL COUPLE I JUST BEAT UP, LULZ.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby to a wall.

My dick while doing it.

Here comes the racism barrage. (I'm not a racist)

What do black people and vending machines both have in common.
They don't work and they take your money

Why don't black people celebrate thanksgiving?
KFC is closed on that day

There was a black boyfriend and girlfriend in a car, who was driving?
The cop

Why are black people getting stronger?
Because, T.V's are getting bigger.

Whats faster then a black person stealing a T.V?
His brother with the VCR

How come there are no black people in the flinestones?
Because they still were monkeys.

[quote=JordanN] What do black people and vending machines both have in common.
They don't work and they take your money

Why don't black people celebrate thanksgiving?
KFC is closed on that day

There was a black boyfriend and girlfriend in a car, who was driving?
The cop

Whats faster then a black person stealing a T.V?
His brother with the VCR
[QUOTE]

Loled at those ones.

Why did Princess Diana cross the street?
Because she didn't wear her seat belt.

What happens when a Jew who has an erection walks into a wall?
He breaks his nose.

What's the most common death among lesbians?
Hairballs.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?


Why do women like smart men?
Opposites attract.

I'm done with this thread for a while.

What's the difference between a bench and a black person?

A bench can support a family.

ba dump ksh

i'm racist, at least I have the balls to admit it.

just kidding, i'm not racist.

Um, as Nerdy said, IQ is age-independant. =P

The jokes MA posted are the best. Careerjokes ftw!



Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween confused?
Oct. 31 = Dec. 25
( That's actualy how I remember those holidays >_> )

Heres a very funny joke.

"A physics professor and his assistant are working on liberating negatively charged hydroxyl ions, when all of a sudden, the assistant says,

"Wait, Professor! What if the salicylic acids do not accept the hydroxyl ions?"

And the professor responds, "That's no hydroxyl ion! That's my wife!"."

How do you get a Jewish girl's number?
Look at her arm.

I'm kidding of course... but I am racist

yo momma so fat, she fell in love and broke it