Alright, here's my predicament: there's this decently hot girl I know, and I can tell she likes me, and I'd go for her, but she has a fucking HUGE mustache. It's worse than most guys who don't shave in their teens. I've been trying to figure out how the hell to tell her about this massive thing without offending her, but I'm absolutely stumped.

Half the reason I posted here is because most of the answers will be hilarious, so go ahead with that too!

I have a hard time believing that any girl who would be considered "decently hot" would have a moustache.

Maybe you need to get your eyes checked or up your standards.

Otherwise just keep staring at it until she gets weirded out. If she really wants you, she'll shave it out of embarrassment. That way you can also tell if she's into you. Make advances, and if that thing's not gone within a week, then you have no chance.

Just be like -- "Hey would you shave for me?"

... O_O

Just tell her anonymously. There are plenty of ways to do this, like leaving her a note.

She'll still have the negative feelings you're worried about, they just won't be directed at you.

Wut the fuck?

Wait, you're saying that you think this mustachio girl is hot??
I just can't imagine any girl with a mustache would turn me on...

Is this your prospects?


lols... quit trolling This is hilarious

You never heard of a butterface?

This girl is a butterlip.

Tell her while you are anonymous. Leave a letter telling her to shave, just make sure she doesn't find out it's not from you. Also post pics.

I can't think of a way without hurting her. You are a jerk for making this thread. You don't deserve her.

:3

Strike up a discussion about dwarf gender and subtly smuggle it in somehow.


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Post has been edited 1 time(s), last time on Oct 12 2010, 9:47 pm by Tuxedo-Templar.

OMFG, I almost pissed myself. But in all seriousness, I would just tell you. Or, call her from a payphone and be like "you need to shave your upper lip bizatch!"

Epic win.

You should probably enter a relationship THEN have the moustache discussion, rather than doing the reverse.

Show her this thread. That'll show her how much you care!

On a serious note, the anonymous tip could work. She won't like it happening, but she won't like it no matter how you tell her.

Agreed.

However, if you want something that actually has a chance of working, go with the anonymous idea.

One thing you should think about though, is that if she shaves it, it will just grow back thicker... just sayin'

Women don't shave their facial hair.

That's a myth. If this were the case, every guy's beard would end up turning into some ferocious thing by age 20.

fix'd.