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Javasteroids
Oct 5 2010, 7:19 pm
By: poison_us  

Oct 5 2010, 7:19 pm poison_us Post #1

Master has given Dobby a doctorate! Dobby is free!

Kudos to Merrell for shouting this, and if someone else here showed him, feel free to correct me, but oh well for now.

Copy straight into your browser. Keys are wasd or arrow keys to move, space to fire. Score is bottom right, too. Post your favorite results, preferably with a link.
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javascript:var%20s%20=%20document.createElement('script');s.type='text/javascript';document.body.appendChild(s);s.src='http://erkie.github.com/asteroids.min.js';void(0);


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Post has been edited 3 time(s), last time on Oct 5 2010, 7:27 pm by poison_us.




Oct 5 2010, 7:24 pm Aristocrat Post #2



1040 for this thread.



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Oct 5 2010, 7:29 pm Neki Post #3



Just did this on my facebook page, 3390 points.
EDIT: :awesome:



Post has been edited 1 time(s), last time on Oct 5 2010, 7:38 pm by Neki.



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Oct 5 2010, 7:54 pm Azrael Post #4



Oh. My. Fucking. God.

Where is the +karma button when you need it?




Oct 5 2010, 8:06 pm Generalpie Post #5

Staredit Puckwork

+8 fucking million
holy dicks! this is amazing... im going to go shoot up 4chan now :awesome:



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Oct 5 2010, 8:11 pm NudeRaider Post #6

We can't explain the universe, just describe it; and we don't know whether our theories are true, we just know they're not wrong. >Harald Lesch

:wtfage: Lol so cool




Oct 5 2010, 8:31 pm Generalpie Post #7

Staredit Puckwork

:awesome:




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Oct 5 2010, 9:09 pm poison_us Post #8

Master has given Dobby a doctorate! Dobby is free!

I just killed 4chan. I am immensely grateful to the writer of this epic javascript.


Post has been edited 1 time(s), last time on Oct 5 2010, 9:26 pm by poison_us.




Oct 5 2010, 9:13 pm OlimarandLouie Post #9



Whoever made this has won several free internets.



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Oct 6 2010, 12:31 am The Starport Post #10



Java Steroids?


Pretty neat. I still wonder how they managed collision detection...



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Oct 6 2010, 12:43 am TiKels Post #11



Uh.. Java Asteroids* you mean.



"If a topic that clearly interest noone needs to be closed to underline the "we don't want this here" message, is up to debate."

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Oct 6 2010, 12:44 am Symmetry Post #12

(Killer_Kow)

I shouted it first :massimo:

http://www.staredit.net/?p=shoutbox&view=1171



:voy: :jaff: :voy: :jaff:

Oct 6 2010, 12:59 am Generalpie Post #13

Staredit Puckwork

Quote from poison_us
I just killed 4chan. I am immensely grateful to the writer of this epic javascript.
been there done that.

oh and to multi command ships... simply submit the script multiple times
i can triple shot for more penetration :awesome:



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Oct 6 2010, 1:05 am poison_us Post #14

Master has given Dobby a doctorate! Dobby is free!

Quote from Generalpie
more penetration
Because 4chan totally needs that -.-





Oct 6 2010, 1:12 am TiKels Post #15



Pewpew'd the MySql error page. Needed to fucking happen for a long time now. Best 40 points ever accumulated.



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