Hey guys I'm being serious about this, so please no flaming or trolling. Its a weird topic and I don't want to be judged, but I need some help with guys.



Thanks guys

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Why would you want to consider his feelings to not break up with him if you want to have an affair. If you really did consider his feelings you would break up with him and get with someone else. GTFO.

Just break up with him... i'd rather have a girl break up with me then cheat on me.

Guys...you don't understand. He wants to propose to me. I can't end it now.

What about trying to enhances your 'nights' together?
Go buy some sexy-clothes and do those things men like.

Also, and more imperatively: talk to him about your concern (maybe not the affair part, though ).

What you are asking is like asking "How do I cross the street when theirs a red light with no cars to be seen for miles" You just cross it. You just don't get caught. You either need to ask more specific questions or gtfo. I don't believe you aren't trolling.


Because you are afraid to hurt them? All that needs to be done is convincing yourself that breaking up with him is the actual best course of action if you don't like him (do you? ask yourself). Point is staying with him because you feel bad is such a bad reason. It's pretty obvious. Either you left something out of your story or you's trolling.

but like...I just have a feeling there's an easier and cheaper way to deal with this.

Isn't it easy to pick up guys online? I'm not looking for anything serious. A matter of fact, I'd prefer he's a cheater too.

YOU'RE COMING TO SEN FOR SRS ADVICE?

'cause nobody posted this yet

Tell him he's not makin it work for you so he can try something else. Getting cheated on is the worst feeling ever. In the end you'll still be bored by him but you would have hurt his feelings way more by cheating

Well, if you're going to do it then you're going to do it regardless, may as well give you some tips to help ensure he doesn't find out.

- Be careful of your correspondence. If you're using your cell phone to talk to the other guy, clear the history, erase the text messages, etc. If you call him on your normal phone, hit a bunch of random numbers afterward so his number's not on your redial. If he calls you, erase it off your caller ID.

- Be careful who you tell. You may think it's okay to tell one or more of your friends about it, who you're super sure would never betray you. However, it only takes one time of pissing them off or them feeling bad for your boyfriend, and the secret's out. This is especially true for your family members, who are even more likely to speak to your boyfriend and thus more likely to even just accidentally let something slip. Whatever your cover story is for your boyfriend, use the same one on your friends and family. You need to be consistent to avoid suspicion.

- Use cover stories that can't be verified. If you are gone for a while, and he wants to know why, you say you went for a drive or a walk. You can stop at a store and pick something up on the way back as proof you went to the store. What you don't want to do is to say you were at your friend's house or visiting your mother or something, where he can verify by calling said person. You also don't want to pretend you're going to a class or place of business (like a doctor's appointment), because it's also possible to verify this.

- Keep his schedule in mind. If your boyfriend is working, going to school, or otherwise busy for an extended period of time, that's a perfect time for you to be cheating on him. You don't need to explain your whereabouts, so it'll be easier on you as well. You also don't want to be seen in public somewhere with the other guy when it's possible your boyfriend may be there himself.

- Never bring the affair home. This is the biggest mistake people can make. You can never be 100% sure of his schedule, even if he's going to the airport to fly to the other side of the world, he may miss his flight or come back early. Never, ever, bring the other man back home. It's never worth the risk.

- Always have a backup plan. For example, purchase a watch or a tie for him from somewhere, pay for it in cash, and throw the receipt away. Then, hide it in your truck or under your car seat. Keep it there forever. If you ever get home and he demands to know where you were, you can break down into tears and say you were just out buying him a present because you love him so much, and you can't believe he doesn't trust you. Then you can tell him where the present is in your car as proof, and he'll feel terrible. The reason you throw the receipt away is so he can't check the date you bought it.

- Always act like you're completely loyal. If he ever doubts your faithfulness, get upset and offended, and say you can't believe he wouldn't trust you. Say you've never given him any reason not to trust you, even if you have. Ignore any facts or rationalizations he presents and respond by turning it back on him, like he's the one doing something wrong by suggesting it. Immediately justify anything he says is suspicious behavior, then make him feel bad for thinking it was suspicious.

- In a worst case scenario, introduce the other guy to your boyfriend as "a good friend of mine." It's better to avoid this if possible, as the chances of your boyfriend becoming suspicious will increase dramatically. If he gets upset over this friendship, make a point of making it seem perfectly acceptable. Good examples would be "What, I'm not allowed to have any guy friends now?!" and "Are you going to decide what I can wear next too?!" and "Wow, so you really don't trust me?!"

- Look for an opportunity to make the break-up his fault. If you want to end the relationship, just wait for him to do something wrong, even if it's something insignificant. Blow it way out of proportion, make it into a huge deal, then point out his massive failure in a format similar to "If you can't even ... then maybe we shouldn't be together." If you can make it seem like it's his fault, then you can get out of the relationship without breaking his heart. At the very least, he'll blame himself for the heartbreak.

Dammit Azrael, couldn't you have posted that like fifteen minutes ago? I came out and told him. He was furious...and he broke up with me. So that took care of that, I Guess. If a moderator wants to close this, they can.

Build yourself a time machine and abduct him from the past.

That way - not boring AND technically it's not cheating! USE THAT FLIMSY RATIONALIZATION FOR ALL IT IS WORTH!



PLUS: The possibility of temporal paradox threesomes. Mmm.

Aw fuck, you already screwed up.

Way to go, Kame.

Voy you don't know the pain I'm in! You're making me feel worse

Good. You should feel bad because I, Voy, PERSONALLY came down to give you advice, with all my expert knowledge of relationships and temporal mechanics, and you screwed it up.

You could've been like me, with my numerous and unverifiable stories of being a internet tough guy playa, but nooooooo.

No amount of sad smilies can ever convey your sorrow. Loser.

1. Duct-tape him to a pillar.
   
2. Stand on the opposite side of the pillar with another man.
   
3. Fuck the other man.
   
4. ?????
   
5. PROFIT!