NONO HE'S RIGHT. XERATH IS SO BROKEN!!!

HAVE YOU SEEN HOW MANY PIECES HE'S IN?!?

I have to admit, they must be really running out of ideas. Another dash move, another passive that increases resistance, I mean... What the fuck.

Reverse Akali bomb! I want him personally

...You CAN'T be serious.

I'm srs. D: He's raped everything in every game I play. Coincidentally, he's been in like the last three games where I've played as Ryze, and Ryze gets pwned by him.

Unfed Ryze/Ryze who can't feed himself is pretty weak.

I have not seen what you are talking about. I eventually slaughter him every time I'm mid against him as Ryze, though that happens to basically anyone who isn't careful enough against me when I'm Ryze. When someone harasses me, I usually counter-harass harder.

Xerath's main strength is range. Get up close and he can't do shit. Well, that and dodge his line attack. I've yet to see a good Xerath.

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No Xerath nerf? Laaaaaaaaaame. His range and cooldown rapes everything.

...You CAN'T be serious.

He also played Garen for the majority of his games. Don't underestimate the guy who joins teamspeak as:
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Then don't eat his Q Harrass? Honestly I dodge most of them without even noticing I did.
Point taken.

Please lemme back into teamspeak

Not in my hands.

kthxbai

Taric blew, as did Anivia to a much lesser extent. Taric's lucky you guys could carry him.

We were all lucky the enemies sucked that bad. I mean, seriously. Me and Gangplank got so many kills top. The only time I've ever done better was laning tristana/alistar bot vs a tryndamere/pantheon who sucked to high heaven. Ali didn't need to bother leveling heal, we just focused on damage and beating the crap out of them whenever they stuck their noses out of tower range. I went 6/0/10 that game.

Still loving Malphite in Dominion. Idiots don't know that attack speed against Malphite is absolutely pointless. If I wasn't playing with people who never engaged, I would have only two deaths. Fuckers let me go in alone and then were like "Oh, we should help. Oh, he's dead. LETS DO THIS."

You hard countered every single one of their team except Jarvan, and he got hit by that too.

Also, what the fuck kind of vayne was that. Remember kids, damage before speed.

Countered? They simply seemed like they had it set in stone who they were playing, regardless of our picks. In the draft, we actually communicated who we were going to play, which is something new for me in solo queue. Everyone picked out a champ, except for me, I called two. I was undecided between Singed and Malphite, and I was really the only player thinking of countering AFAIK on our team. As soon as they popped Vayne and Yi, I knew I was playing Malph. I was the last pick, though, so I can see how they'd not be able to counter my pick.

In all honesty, Jarvan was one of the least of our problems. He had surprisingly low damage output, whether that was from my Frozen Heart and slam or from being a bad Dominion champ, I don't know. In a 1v1, Teemo was the only one to give me any sort of a problem, and that's because of his magic damage. Malphite is seriously OP for that map, and it's funny how nobody notices it and plays him.

Funny you should mention Vayne...she was bitching and threatening to report Sion because he was bad. Or something. I find it massively ironic that she would call someone bad when she led into a 2v1 against me with that same player, got to 50 hp (seriously, can't I get one freakin crit?) and flashed out to tumble back in for the KS (and kill herself on my thornmail, lol) with Sion at 200 hp as we 5-cap them. Both of those players were bad; towers are more important than kills, and it's honestly sad to see ksing when it does very little.

Remember kids, attack speed reduction against hard carries. It's hilariously effective in Dominion when everyone likes to pick AD/AS carries and faceroll with the increased armor pen, just to find that they can't auto attack. I'd imagine it would work on Nasus as well, but his AS reduction is single target and he doesn't gain any inherit damage output increase from armor like Malphite does.

EDIT: Apparently there's a 10-win IP boost for the second birthday of League.

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Oh I wasn't saying it was a lucky blind pick, I just think it's hilarious how nobody understands the power of Malphite versus ranged AD.

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I just think it's hilarious how nobody understands the power of Malphite versus ranged AD.

QFT.

Or realizes that his ult has a very large range, and with my build is virtually always up when I need it.